July 4, 2014

  • First post in Xanga 2.0

    Apparently I just had a dream. In black and white. Starring none other than Katherine Hepburn. With her full accent and everything! OMG!!!!

    It was something about her being ostracized or something and then having a kid because later (main story) she opened a bar and had a kid about 7 years old (wish I could say Shirley Temple but no, someone more generic), and she (Hepburn) used to be a world class gambler so now this kid is a hustler, playing for keeps against people while mummy tends to her bar. Then kid got raided by policeman for hustling, and then they audit mummy’s home until late (looking for evidence? I don’t know – it’s a dream) and Hepburn came in and said kid needs to sleep and brought her to another room.

    Then there is a part two – suspect it’s from audit findings and Hepburn was at this other place with a whole bunch of girls and they’re auditioning for more bank robbers. Turns out Hepburn was robbing the robbers! Held them hostage with a gun. In the end, the chief lady robber was held in a pool and Hepburn being an all-righteous woman, went to save her by swinging across the laaaaarrrrge pool on a rope then dropping in to save her but they dropped a very long way (dream-looooooooong way). Turns out Hepburn couldn’t swim and had to be saved after all. So now the chief robber decides to work with Hepburn and that’s the beginning of the story of how the bar got opened and the people from the robbers helping her tend the bar (hookers and stuff).

    I (or Hepburn) was contemplating the many names for the bar when I woke up. Went with Pariah, I think but they were thinking of alternatives like Maria… and I was thinking what a nice name Maria would be for Gemma our baby. Haha.

    Now writing all these in toilet before I forget.

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